It's a joke in bad taste. He means that you can easily make a new friend for yourself. You just stuff a sock and make a puppet.
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Anonymoushe gets a sock stuffs it and makes a puppetThis also contains a possible reference to a voodoo doll.
CalifJimvoodoo dollBut those are for the enemies you hope to lose.