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Passionate_freak Posted 20 years ago
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0 00 bug Eyes is talking to his friend, Mervin Mildew, over a few drinks in the bar. 02br
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00“How did you get on with your date last bight?” asks Mervin.02br
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00“Ah!” groans Barry, “it was terrible. It was a tragic case of mistaken identity.”02br
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00“Really? 00 00Mistaken identity?” asks Mervin. “What do you mean?”02br
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00“Well,” explains Barry, “I took my date out to the most expensive restaurant in town. We went in and ordered a huge meal, but as soon as we started to eat, my date found a cockroach in her soup.”02br
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00“How ghastly!” exclaims Mervin. “What did she do?”02br
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00“She stood up,” says Barry and shouted: ‘Waiter! Remove this insect!’ – and he threw me out in the street!”0-
  

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02br 02br 00Here's a little wordplay I like - 02br 02br 01i 00A flea and a fly in a flue02i 02br 02br 01i 00Were trapped! 02i 02br 02br 00Cheers,02br 02br 00 - Joy02br 02br 00[f]0-

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  • 02br 02br 00Here's a little wordplay I like - 02br 02br 01i 00A flea and a fly in a flue02i 02br 02br 01i 00Were trapped!
  • 02i 02br 02br 00Cheers,02br 02br 00 - Joy02br 02br 00[f]0-
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0Good one, Passionate_freak!02br
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00Here's a little wordplay I like - 02br
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0Pretty cool, both of them. 05002br
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0Glad you liked them, YoHf!02br
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00PS: Would you rather be called YoHf or Jacopo? ? Or Muffin King? [6]0-
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0 hey cool PF as i hope from u:) 0-
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0Hey thanks Ville,02br
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00Kowalski goes to 00 fro the first time in his life and is very excited about seeing the city life and is very excited about seeing the city lights.02br
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00He checks into the famous Daffy Duck Hotel and before he retires to bed, he asks the clerk what time the meals ar
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0Thanks YoHf, 02br
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00thanks Joy, and Joy I really liked your post man.0-
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01cite10Tearsofjoy12cite10Glad you liked them, YoHf!12br
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10YoHf is OK. However it's not me the Muffin King! 05002br
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0Whoa, PF! That second joke is really cute.02br
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00What struck me was the picture of Mt Annapurna. I never knew it was so picturesque! You keep giving us such wonderful pictures... I just don't know what to say!02br
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00And YoHf(so it is, then), if you aren't the Muffin King, then who is? 02br
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0You're not given to know that. 01i00Muahahah!02i00<--- evil laugh of the Muffin King echoing 05002br
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