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Matress Posted 20 years ago
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny what's the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny what's the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
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00 Little Johnny brought the house flies which he has just caught and told his Daddy, " Dad I've caught 5 flies and 3 are males and 2 are females." 02 br
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0 And yet another: 02 br
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00 Miss flustered, but then decided to utilize the opportunity to have a 'scientific' talk and explained the details as tactfully as possible. 02 br
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00 Little Johnny was in a mood to ask questions in the class. 02 br
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