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Jesus

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all are 3 proofs
that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because
there was more work for Him to do.
Amen!!!
  

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0 Hee hee! I never knew blasphemy could be so funny. Make sure you pack your suntan lotion 'cos you're going straight to **** ..

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  • I never knew blasphemy could be so funny.
  • Make sure you pack your suntan lotion 'cos you're going straight to **** ..
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0 Hee hee! I never knew blasphemy could be so funny. Make sure you pack your suntan lotion 'cos you're going straight to **** .. brother 0-

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