I've never heard such a stupid man!

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the twentieth floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building!”

The Mexican opened his lunchbox and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I’m going to jump off, too.”

The redneck opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get bologna one more time, I’m jumping off, too. ”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunchbox, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped too.

The redneck opened his lunch, saw a bologna sandwich, and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, The Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d have known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I would never have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife was also weeping. She said, “I could have given him tacos! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck’s wife. “Hey, “she said. “Don’t look at me. He made his own lunch!”

Stupid man, isn't he? [bah]