While your versions are indeed grammatical, they are not natural!
A native speaker would not say any of these sentences the way you have rewritten them.
In situations like this, it's as though we assign a willful refusal to cooperate to the item that is not working. It's not exactly personification, but you can think of it that way.
Stephen, in my years on this forum, I have found that English learners seem fascinated by passive sentences, but in my opinion it's a waste of time to spend hours and hours learning about this.
Use the passive voice in a few situations:
1) You do not know who did something: His store was robbed last night. {We don't know who did it.}