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0Three friends die in a car accident and they go to orientation in the heaven . They are all ask "when are u in your casket and friend , family are mouring u , what wuold u like when u hear them say about u ?02br02br00The first guy says : i would like to hear them say that i was a great doctor of my time and and great family man 02br02br00The second guy says : I would like to hear them say that  i was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow 02br02br00The last guy replies: I would like to hear them say : ...look , he's moving 02br02br00Give me your comment about this  02br02br00Thanks ^_^0-

Osee · Accepted Answer

0That he is moving means he is still alive, right?02br
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00Good joke, but not so new.01blockquote

01cite10Lavender_lai12cite10Three friends die in a car accident and they go to orientation in the heaven . They are all ask "when are u in your casket and friend , family are mouring u , what wuold u like when u hear them say about u ?12br
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10The first guy says : i would like to hear them say that i was a great doctor of my time and and great family man 12br
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10The second guy says : I would like to hear them say that i was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow 12br
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10The last guy replies: I would like to hear them say : ...look , he's moving 12br
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10Give me your comment about this 12br
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10Thanks ^_^12br
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Ployolp · Answer

0Funny ,I like that. It's the first time i've ever heard  of this joke.;p0-

Lavender_lai · Answer

0Thanks for your comment 02br
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BigDave♥ · Answer

0 01b01font00it's the first time i heard it too, it's a good one but what does casket mean? [K]02br
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Ployolp · Answer

0 Yeah! Me too. Does it mean 'coffin'?    !?!     That's a new word 4 me.  0-

Osee · Answer

0 Did you guys hear a joke called The USA President Clinton's clock? It is also a funny joke. I just do not know where to find it again. Forgive me. 0-

Lavender_lai · Answer

0Dear You guys !02br
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00There are many funny, short stories that through it , it can help u to improve E reading skill . Besides , it make decreasingly your stress .02br
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00Best wish 0-

Ployolp · Answer

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00Is this one the one you mentioned??02p

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05001span00Heaven's Clocks02span02h2

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01span00A man passed away and went to Heaven. Upon arriving at the pearly gates, St. Peter said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here." 02span02p

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01span00Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse. Surprised at how Heaven looked, the man asked St. Peter "what's the deal with all the clocks?" 02span02p

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01span01span00St. Peter replied, "they keep track of everybody on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time someone tells a lie, his clock moves forward one minute. For instance, this clock belongs to Sam, a used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move any second."02span00 02span02p

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01span01span00Click! The minute hand on Sam's clock moved forward one minute. Click! It moved forward another minute. "Sam must be closing on a deal right now," said St. Peter. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day long."02span00 02span02p

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01span01span00The man and St. Peter continued walking and soon came across a clock covered with cobwebs. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man. "That clock belongs to the Widow Audrey. She is one of the finest persons on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."02span00 02span02p

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01span00They continued walking and touring Heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finally finished, the man said, "I've seen everyone's clock but one! Where is President Clinton's clock kept?" 02span02p

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01span00St. Peter smiled and said, "Look up there. We use his for a ceiling fan." 02span02p

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01span00Luckily I found it.02span02p

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Lavender_lai · Answer

0 So good ,at the end sentence 0-

Osee · Answer

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00Thanks a lot, Ployolp. It is almost the most funny joke I have seen. How about you guys, hum?02p

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01cite10Ployolp12cite11p
10Is this one the one you mentioned??12p
11h2
15011span10Heaven's Clocks12span12h2
11p
11span10A man passed away and went to Heaven. Upon arriving at the pearly gates, St. Peter said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here." 12span12p
11p
11span10Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse. Surprised at how Heaven looked, the man asked St. Peter "what's the deal with all the clocks?" 12span12p
11p
11span11span10St. Peter replied, "they keep track of everybody on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time someone tells a lie, his clock moves forward one minute. For instance, this clock belongs to Sam, a used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move any second."12span10 12span12p
11p
11span11span10Click! The minute hand on Sam's clock moved forward one minute. Click! It moved forward another minute. "Sam must be closing on a deal right now," said St. Peter. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day long."12span10 12span12p
11p
11span11span10The man and St. Peter continued walking and soon came across a clock covered with cobwebs. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man. "That clock belongs to the Widow Audrey. She is one of the finest persons on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."12span10 12span12p
11p
11span10They continued walking and touring Heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finally finished, the man said, "I've seen everyone's clock but one! Where is President Clinton's clock kept?" 12span12p
11p
11span10St. Peter smiled and said, "Look up there. We use his for a ceiling fan." 12span12p
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11span10Luckily I found it.12span12p
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