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So, I wander of the face of the Earth for a year or two, and what do I find? The USA, that fount of freedom and democracy, has overthrown not one, but two governments in the name of the aforementioned. Not to say that those two weren't repugnant or anything like that; they were. But the current installed governments aren't exactly shining beacons of the aforementioned. We also have an escalating situation in the Near East (when I left, Arafat and Sharon were almost on speaking terms), North Korea set to have a finger on the button as soon as the button gets installed, terrorists spreading faster than poppy farms in Afghanistan, and a record low grain harvest for the fourth year running.

So I leave for a bit and disaster strikes. It has become obvious that you lot cannot run the world without me. No rest for the wicked it seems.

Fabian
Once you get over the initial panic stage, oxygen starvation is actually a rather pleasant sensation, almost like falling asleep.
  

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[nq:1]So, I wander of the face of the Earth for a year or two, and what do I find? The ... It has become obvious that you lot cannot run the world without me.

  • [nq:1]So, I wander of the face of the Earth for a year or two, and what do I find?
  • The ...
  • It has become obvious that you lot cannot run the world without me.
  • [/nq] Greetings Fabe.
  • You start back in a quiet uncontroversial way.
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[nq:1]So, I wander of the face of the Earth for a year or two, and what do I find? The ... It has become obvious that you lot cannot run the world without me. No rest for the wicked it seems.[/nq]
Greetings Fabe. You start back in a quiet uncontroversial way. I am sure that when you have found your feet again, you will liven things up in AUE.
PB
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Thus spake Fabian:
[nq:1]So, I wander of the face of the Earth for a year or two, and what do I find? The ... It has become obvious that you lot cannot run the world without me. No rest for the wicked it seems.[/nq]
Woh do you thnik you are cmoing here nad unloading taht carp on us? We didn't do ti. Just watch your omuth, Fabain.

Simon R. Hughes
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[nq:1]Woh do you thnik you are cmoing here nad unloading taht carp on us? We didn't do ti. Just watch your omuth, Fabain.[/nq]
Are you ocking me? You do realise I have never juxtaposed the letters O and H in a mispelling, don't you? You have thereby demonstrated your own ignorance of my distinctive spelling reform of the English language.

Fabian
Once you get over the initial panic
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[nq:1]Are you ocking me? You do realise I have never juxtaposed the letters O and H in a mispelling, don't you? You have thereby demonstrated your own ignorance of my distinctive spelling reform of the English language.[/nq]^^^
You misspelt "teh".

Martin Ambuhl
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[nq:1]So I leave for a bit and disaster strikes. It has become obvious that you lot cannot run the world without me. No rest for the wicked it seems.[/nq]
It appears you've lost your way...
I note, with no surprise whatever, that NOAA has clocked you at speeds in excess of 140 MPH bearing down on the Eastern Seaboard of North America. It's yet a long way from old blighty, Fabz...
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"Garry J. Vass" wrote on a stone slab with an icepick the following:
[nq:2]So I leave for a bit and disaster strikes. It ... world without me. No rest for the wicked it seems.[/nq]
[nq:1]It appears you've lost your way... I note, with no surprise whatever, that NOAA has clocked you at speedsin excess of 140 MPH bearing down on the Eastern Seaboard of NorthAmerica. It's yet a long way from
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[nq:1]Oh, if anyone is ever passing anywhere near Nagoya, look me up will ya?[/nq]
Fabz, for the benefit of anyone heading to Nagoya and needing to recognize you, a photo is at
http://alt-usage-english.org/london scenes/auem.html

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"Garry J. Vass" hu kiteb
[nq:1]Fabz, for the benefit of anyone heading to Nagoya and needing torecognize you, a photo is at (snip link)[/nq]
Oh my. I'm not sure anyone not totally and officially drunk could still recognise me from that picture. The beard for one has dissappeared and reappeared multiple times (currently mia), and I have sadly lost the ability to pull such a stupid face. I s

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