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If You Love Somebody(Funny)
1 b 01 font 00 The Original Version 02 font 02 b 02 br
01 font 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she comes back, she's yours, 02 br
00 If she doesn't, she never was.... 02 br
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02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Pessimist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she ever comes back, she's yours, 02 br
00 If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. 02 br
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02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Optimist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 Don't worry, she will come back. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Suspicious 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she ever comes back, ask her why. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Impatient 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Patient 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Playful 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Vengeful 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she doesn't come back, 02 br
00 Hunt her down and shoot her. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 C++ Programmer 02 br
02 b 00 if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() 02 br
00 if(m_she == NULL) 02 br
00 m_she= new CShe; 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Animal-Rights Activist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Lawyers 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial 02 br
00 Freedom Act clearly states that... 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Bill Gates 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Biologist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 She'll evolve. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Statistician 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high, 02 br
00 If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Schwarzenegger's Fan 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 SHE'LL BE BACK! 02 br
02 font 0-
01 font 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she comes back, she's yours, 02 br
00 If she doesn't, she never was.... 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Pessimist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she ever comes back, she's yours, 02 br
00 If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Optimist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 Don't worry, she will come back. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Suspicious 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she ever comes back, ask her why. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Impatient 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Patient 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Playful 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free ... 02 br
00 * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Vengeful 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she doesn't come back, 02 br
00 Hunt her down and shoot her. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 C++ Programmer 02 br
02 b 00 if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() 02 br
00 if(m_she == NULL) 02 br
00 m_she= new CShe; 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Animal-Rights Activist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Lawyers 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial 02 br
00 Freedom Act clearly states that... 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Bill Gates 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Biologist 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 She'll evolve. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Statistician 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high, 02 br
00 If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. 02 br
02 br
02 font 01 font 01 b 00 Schwarzenegger's Fan 02 br
02 b 00 If you love somebody, Set her free... 02 br
00 SHE'LL BE BACK! 02 br
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0 You forgot the 01 b 00 mother's version 02 b 00 : 02 br
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00 If you love something, set it free. 02 br
00 If it refuses to leave, sits on your couch, eats your food, and expects you to do its laundry, 02 br
00 You either gave birth to it or married it. 0-
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00 If you love something, set it free. 02 br
00 If it refuses to leave, sits on your couch, eats your food, and expects you to do its laundry, 02 br
00 You either gave birth to it or married it. 0-
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JCDentonThat C++ programmer is simply the best!Can somebody decipher it for me. I didn't get that one.
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