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Passionate_freak Posted 20 years ago
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if men'd listen....

A man and woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

  

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hahahaa, very funny! thanks!

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hahahaa, very funny! thanks!
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Yeah, it was misunderstanding or you may take as the male ego.

Cheers
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Good one!

And men have a superiority complex about being male. Sheesh, how thick can you get? Emotion: wink
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TearsofjoyAnd men have a superiority complex about being male.

And I'm proud of having it. [H]

[Y]
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YoHf
Tearsofjoy
And men have a superiority complex about being male.

And I'm proud of having it. [H]

That being my point exactly.

I'm sure you'll obstinately persist with that even when women rule the world! [X]
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Elementary, My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speakin
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TearsofjoyI'm sure you'll obstinately persist with that even when women rule the world! [X]

Which obviously won't ever happen.

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