Neither seems entirely idiomatic to me, Anon. "If I find out" implies that the thing found out will vex the speaker. The "spectacular" clause on the other hand implies admiration on the speaker's part.
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Grammar GeekPerhaps the intended expression was "If I find out you are anything short of spectacular..."?
For example, someone wants to do something, but the boss doesn't think he's ready. But he begs to do it, so the boss relents, but warns him that if he is not 100% successful (in other words, if he's something short of spectacular), there will be consequenc