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Julie81 Posted 22 years ago
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Idiot Awards 2003
Number One Idiot of 2003
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your award, lady. Wear it with pride.
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I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your award, lady. Wear it with pride.
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there is more
no2,3,4,5 &6
Top answer
not very funny i guess lol
- not very funny i guess lol
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I thought it was quite funny. I could imagine someone doing that.
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Thats really, really really dumb,
You should give the mother some.
You should give the mother some.
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sure
the world is full of idiots like her
here's no2 idiot of 2003
Early this year, some airline employees on the airfield decided to Steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that t
the world is full of idiots like her
here's no2 idiot of 2003
Early this year, some airline employees on the airfield decided to Steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that t
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Hi Julie how are you?
I wanted to send you an email but i couldn't find yours in your profile.
Thank you
I wanted to send you an email but i couldn't find yours in your profile.
Thank you
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all of these things (idiot Awards) are OLD! They kneed to get some knew ones SOON! i have read all these like 100 times in the last week looking for knew ones!!!!!! But I was also wondering if there was any 2005 iddiot awards? and, if there is, then Poste them up Quickly! the year is ALMOST OVER! [O]
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GladRapAny idiots in 2004?
Is this year idiot free?
You idiot!
We are going to lump them all together in ... 200um ... next year.
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