SUBURBAN Yesterday Mrs. Friar phoned."Mr. Ciardi, how do you do?" she said. "I am sorry to say this isn't exactly a social call. The fact is your dog has just deposited-forgive me- a large repulsive object in my petunias."
I thought to ask, "Have you checked the rectal grooving for a positive I.D. ? " My dog, as it happened, was in Vermont with my son, who had gone fishing- if that's what one does with a girl, two cases of beer, and a borrowed camper. I guessed I'd get no trout.
But why lose out on organic gold for a wise crack "Yes, Mrs. Friar," l said, "I understand." "Most kind of you," she said. "Not at all," I said. I went with a spade. She pointed, looking away. "I always have loved dogs," she said, "but really!"
I scooped it up and bowed. "The animal of it. I hope this hasn't upset you, Mrs. Friar." "Not really," she said, "but really!" I bore the turd across the line to my own petunias and buried it till the glorious resurrection
when even these suburbs shall give up their dead.
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