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Intelligent Freak Posted 19 years ago
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I Love You Too, Honey

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
  

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LOL! I'll tell this joke to my friends!

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LOL! I'll tell this joke to my friends!
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The prisoner is a gay. I hate them but I've never seen one.
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why? is there not any homosexual in your country?!?! unbelievable.
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omg you hate gays and you've never seen one??

i've got two gay friends which i hang out with a lot, they're very nice and not that over the top you always think gay people are.
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****** a#######s... We have the gays in Russia in the show-business! Boris Moiseev and Shura are pederasts and I hate their style to dress and to speak. Men shouldn't look like women.
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so you base you're opinion about gays on the things you've seen on telivision and show business? Do you have MSN, you could add one of them and realise they're very nice and normal!
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Prez1dent, I think we ought to give due respect to homosexuals. It is their right to be one, they didn't choose to feel that way and we should respect it, as they do us. Everyone is entitled of his freewill for as long as one doesn't violate anybody's right. A gay person can choose to wear whatever his/her choice of clothing is, provided that it is not obscene, of course based on the norms of t
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