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Mitsuo23 Posted 15 years ago
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I don't want to miss this joke. Help!

Hi,

Would you explain what the point of the underlined part is ?

No one else had been called, so why me? I ran down a list of recent crimes, looking for a conviction that might stick. Setting fire to a reportedly flameproof Halloween costume, stealing a set of barbecue tongs from an unguarded patio, altering the word hit on a list of rules posted on the gymnasium door; never did it occur to me that I might be innocent.

Thank you,

M
  

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Altering the word 'hit' by adding an s to the front of the word, spelling a swear word

  • Altering the word 'hit' by adding an s to the front of the word, spelling a swear word
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Altering the word 'hit' by adding an s to the front of the word, spelling a swear word Emotion: smile
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Thank you for the reply.

Where did the "s" come from? and also if possible, would you provide, or make up, one rule that is likely to be posted on a gym door, which uses "hit"?

Thank you in advance,

M
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Please do not hit the tennis ***** onto the roof of the gymnasium. If you are caught doing so, you will spend your lunch times cleaning out the principal's ears.

When a delinquent sees the word 'hit,' he, or very rarely she, will add an 's' to the beginning of the word, to form a vulgar word, known as s***.
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Beautiful![Emotion: party!!!]

Thanks,
M

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