I bring new meaning to the term

This is a joke. The sense here is: "I'm always real late for everything (for school, for work, for appointments, for meetings, etc.), in fact, you might say that the phrase "fashionably late" (this phrase means purposely being as late as possible, so as to seem sophisticated, like being late for a dinner party) was coined just for me: by the time I arrive, the fashions in clothing have chan