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Benita Posted 21 years ago
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How to apply for leave


1. An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave: As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

3. As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.

5. I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.

6. A leave letter to the headmaster:

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.

7. As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

8. Covering note: I am enclosed herewith.

9. Another one:

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.

10. My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.

11. I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.

12. A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
  

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Corrections below: 1. An employee applying for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village along with my wife to sell my land, please sanction me one-week s leave. (Otherwise it implies you are selling your wife as well as your land) 2.

  • Corrections below: 1.
  • An employee applying for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village along with my wife to sell my land, please sanction me one-week s leave.
  • (Otherwise it implies you are selling your wife as well as your land) 2.
  • An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave: As my daughter is getting married , please grant a week's leave.
  • (Again, the original implies you are marrying your own daughter) 3.
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Corrections below:


1. An employee applying for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village along with my wife to sell my land, please sanction me one-weeks leave.

(Otherwise it implies you are selling your wife as well as your land)

2. An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:

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Oops sorry! Hey rwiles, these were supposed to be bloopers (humourous ones). I should have mentioned it in the subject. Emotion: smile
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Sorry, looking back at them I should have guessed!

Very good Emotion: smile

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