Hehe. I once heard a lecture by a physicist Ivar Giaever, Nobel Prize winner, who is now working in biophysics. He described the procedure of obraining flesh from an experimental mouse and added: 'Biologists are very nice people. They never kill a mouse, they sacrifice it'
An isolated system of a cat and a toast has no free-fall solution. However, in the presence of a third body, e.g. deepa & her mouse - the cat unties the toast in attempt to fall for the dissected mouse, hence, futher development of the system may satisfy the both free-fall laws.
Because of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, there will always be an infinitesimal torque on the cat as it falls. As the cat/toast system nears the asymptotic limit of colliding with another body, its linear speed at the cat/air interface approaches the speed of light because the paradox of either the cat's back or the dry side of the toast touching the other body cannot be resolved at finit