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Woodward Posted 22 years ago
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How does it land?

If buttered toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on
it's feet, what happens if you tie a piece of toast to a cat's back?
  

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Poor animal...

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It's all in the name of science Bubr.
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Hehe. I once heard a lecture by a physicist Ivar Giaever, Nobel Prize winner, who is now working in biophysics. He described the procedure of obraining flesh from an experimental mouse and added: 'Biologists are very nice people. They never kill a mouse, they sacrifice it'
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hehe! kind!? so we are (the biologists)! Lol. thanks! but i my self dont like giving it (mouse) chloroform and dissect just to see its heart beating!
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sounds very cruel huh?
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ww! the cat will untie the toast! and fall for the dissected mouse!
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An isolated system of a cat and a toast has no free-fall solution. However, in the presence of a third body, e.g. deepa & her mouse - the cat unties the toast in attempt to fall for the dissected mouse, hence, futher development of the system may satisfy the both free-fall laws.
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what if theEmotion: catgot a parachute and land on its back ,tied with a toast, in a pool of milk!! what a Heaven!
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Because of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, there will always be an infinitesimal torque on the cat as it falls. As the cat/toast system nears the asymptotic limit of colliding with another body, its linear speed at the cat/air interface approaches the speed of light because the paradox of either the cat's back or the dry side of the toast touching the other body cannot be resolved at finit

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