Okay, so this one time? In band camp? "Alan was all, like:
[nq:2]Diarrhea[/nq]
[nq:1]Or "diarrhoea" in BrE (or more demotically "the runs").[/nq]
More colorfully, also "the trots", "the turista", "Montezuma's revenge", "the green apple quick-step"...the language is clearly fascinated with this phenomenon..r