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Danyoo Posted 20 years ago
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Hollywood Squares

0In the days of spontaneous and non-scripted TV, the original "Hollywood Squares" program had great responses to questions. Peter Marshall was the host of the program. Now either the following jokes are not very funny or I just don't get it. Could someone explain?02br
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00Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?02br
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00A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.02br
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00Q. Do female frogs croak?02br
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00A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.02br
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00Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?02br
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00A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.02br
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00Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?02br
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00A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?02br
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0"Croak' can be slang for 01i00die.02i02br
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00"Score" can be slang for 01i00sexual conquest02i00.02br
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00"Goose" can be slang for 01i00pinch the ****02i00.02br
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0well, you start with a can of 01i00ring02i00pineapple. 050010id4
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0Well, it's a pretty offensive joke, but I think the idea is that in Hawaii 05000 you could get a girl to go to bed with you by giving her a pineapple and twenty dollars (instead of saying "I love you").010id54
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01cite10Khoff12cite10Well, it's a pretty offensive joke, but I think the idea is that in Hawaii 15010 you could get a girl to go to bed with you by giving her a pineapple and twenty dollars (instead of saying "I love you").12blockquote
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