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This is not a lousy lecture theatre where you ,sprawling in your flipping bench, used to peddle your pietistical gobbledegook and malarkey on contemporary mores.This is exclusively the language section where learners(with many professionals galore in their midst I daresay it ) are trying to master a second language which is english. Oh yeah I see ,you're yet another fraudulent, pediculate ,frigging expert on sociology and culture ? Then enjoy yourself with the following sample of “linguistic" piece as an inevitable corollary (culmination/result - to put it more pellucidly for your klutzy twisted numb-skull ) of how a language can evolve in its profanity.