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Joe, who runs a bussiness was tired of Bob who was always bragging he knew everyone. One day Joe decided to put a stop to it, so he told Bob to put his money where his mouth was. Bob agreed and told him to pick a person. So Joe said how about Tom Cruise? Joe said yeah, of course, we're old buddies. Let's go see him. So they flew down to Hollywood. They walked around a bit until someone goes, hey Bob. I haven't seen you in a while. Bob and Joe turn around and who do they see? Tom Cruise! Tom goes, why don't we have some tea together. So after some nice tea Bob turns to Joe, how 'bout that huh? Joe says that was probably just luck. Bob tells him to pick someone else. Joe thinks and finally says, how about the president. Bob goes sure and they fly to Washington D.C. They walk up to the doors and the guards recignize Bob and let them in. They walk up to the president and the president recignizes Bob too and invites them to play golf for a while. After golf Joe is STILL appreheinsive. Bob tells him to pick someone else. Joe's like, alright. I bet you don't know the pope. So they fly over and there's a big crowd. The guards recignize Bob though and let them through. The place is packed. Bob says you wait here I'll go up and stand with the pope. So Bob goes up and stands with the pope and comes back down to see people crowded around Joe who is lying on the ground. When Joe finally comes around Bob asks him what happened? Bob replies: I was okay until they guy next to me asked who the guy next to Bob was.
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