Hi

I am new here ,nd I have lots of joke to tell here z 1.


Describing a woman

The best way of describing a woman is to compare her to a ball.

At 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
At 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men after her.
At 38, she is a Golf ball - 1 man after her.
At 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men pushing her to each other.

Describing a man

The best way of describing a man is to compare him to fruits.

At 20, he is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30, he is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.
At 40, he is like a watermelon; big, round & juicy.
At 50, he is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a year.
At 60, he is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap.

What women think about sex

At 8, ignore it.
At 18, experience it.
At 28, look for it.
At 38, ask for it.
At 48, beg for it.
At 58, pay for it.
At 68, pray for it.
At 78, forget it!

Men's sexual stages

At 20, tries daily
At 30, tries weekly
At 40, tries weakly
At 50, tries & tries
At 60, tries & cries
At 70, tries & dies!


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