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Screenwriting

Help! I'm a Hollywood Republican

Snippets from an article which I found on www.frontpagemag.com:

Help! I'm a Hollywood Republican
By Robert J. Avrech
JewishPress.com > August 22, 2005
I am a Hollywood screenwriter. I have written feature films, episodic television, movies for network and cable. An Emmy Award for the screenplay for my film "The Devil's Arithmetic" sits over the fireplace in our living room.
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I'm a Republican. A heretofore secret Hollywood Republican. I know men and women who are heavy drug addicts and they have no problem finding employment in Hollywood. I know men and women who are gambling addicts and they work pretty regularly. There's even a director who was arrested for child molestation and yet was hired by Disney - yes, Disney - to helm a picture, and people defended this decision by saying even child molesters have a right to work.
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Hollywood, once upon a time, was one of the most patriotic colonies on the planet. During World War II, Frank Capra made a series of propaganda films titled "Why We Fight." Marlene Dietrich put herself through a most grueling schedule visiting and entertaining our troops and selling war bonds. Jimmy Stewart joined the Air Force. Numerous movie stars put their careers on hold to help the war effort. These men and women loved America and understood who the enemy was and why the enemy had to be not only defeated but obliterated from the face of the earth.
Script #1: I was recently hired to write a movie for a cable station about the war on terrorism. I was flown to New York where I had a long meeting with the head of the network about what he wanted. He described it thus: "I want a hard-hitting multi-character story about terrorism, with one storyline that emphasizes how someone can be reached through education."
Okay, that sounded pretty good. My juices were flowing. This is the kind of material I specialize in. Humanistic but with some good action scenes.
After handing in the first draft, I was told that the character of the Islamic suicide bomber was not acceptable. I was told that my portrayal was "insensitive." After the second draft I was ordered to remove the mosque where a dissident group was vying for control from the more moderate Muslims. And now, five drafts later, here's what the screenplay has turned into: The Islamic terrorists who properly dominated the original draft are now minor players. American militia members, ala Timothy McVeigh, are now the bad guys.

When I tried to explain that American militia members are hardly a threat to anyone now that the back of the militia movement has been broken through a series of lawsuits, the executives stared right through me. When I confront these people with the truth they look at me as if I am some visitor from some foreign planet.
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This film is no longer about terrorism. It's no longer about.anything. It's a mess. A jumble of conflicting story lines that can never cohere because the network executives, all proud Democrats, refuse to admit that Islamic terror exists. I was actually told in one meeting that "Jewish terrorists" in Israel are just as dangerous as Arab terrorists. I stared at the executives and felt my blood pressure rise. Jewish terrorists? What Jewish terrorists? What universe are these people living in? Are they just making this stuff up as they go along? Are they even aware that they are lying? Do they even care? Or do they truly believe the nonsense they spout? If they do, then I am truly frightened.
Further, I was lectured that I was anti-Islamic and my screenplay proved it because most of my Islamic characters were terrorists. I tried to calmly and rationally explain that it was Islamic terrorists who sawed off Daniel Pearl's head; Islamic terrorists who brought down the Twin Towers; Islamic terrorists who blew up the USS Cole; and Islamic terrorists who routinely butcher Israeli men, women and children.
"Israel is different," the Jewish producers self-righteously lectured me. "If not for the occupation, blah, blah, blah..Besides, we don't deal in stereotypes..."
In fact, these Hollywood executives do not deal in or care about truth. Did I mention that they are all active Democrats who consider Republicans war mongers, racists, homophobes and just plain evil idiots?
By the way, if ever you should get into a contract negotiation with any of these kind and gentle Democrats, you'll be lucky to walk away with your undershirt. Talk about brutal. You have not experienced pain until your lawyer calls to inform you that your regular deal has been somewhat modified - meaning you're about to get murdered financially by some star who just minutes ago was on TV cradling some starving African child.
  

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[nq:1]After handing in the first draft, I was told that the character of the Islamic suicide bomber was not acceptable. [/nq] Right... "Hollywood" discriminates against republicans because this ONE show didn't want to portray Islamist radicals as the bad guys.

  • [nq:1]After handing in the first draft, I was told that the character of the Islamic suicide bomber was not acceptable.
  • [/nq] Right...
  • "Hollywood" discriminates against republicans because this ONE show didn't want to portray Islamist radicals as the bad guys.
  • Um...
  • " How about any other films about terrorism?
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[nq:1]After handing in the first draft, I was told that the character of the Islamic suicide bomber was not acceptable. ... confront these people with the truth they look at me as if I am some visitor from some foreign planet.[/nq]
Right... "Hollywood" discriminates against republicans because this ONE show didn't want to portray Islamist radicals as the bad guys.

Um... has he watched
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[nq:1]Snippets from an article which I found on www.frontpagemag.com: Help! I'm a Hollywood Republican By Robert J. Avrech[/nq]
Try starting off with a red canvas, or a blue one. They make em white for a reason. The producers are probably just as stupid as he is. Storytelling is a game, can you play the game? Not is only is politics at the bullhorn, soapbox, radio level a complete cult, and a
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[nq:2]Snippets from an article which I found on www.frontpagemag.com: Help! I'm a Hollywood Republican By Robert J. Avrech[/nq]
[nq:1]Try starting off with a red canvas, or a blue one. They make em white for a reason. The producers ... is b o r i n g. Unless the 911 movie is a Boaz/Lerner SciFi Original, Im not interested. Oranse[/nq]
You're not interested in much, Chip, except posing.
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[nq:1]Snippets from an article which I found on www.frontpagemag.com: Help! I'm a Hollywood Republican[/nq]
Help! I'm a Canadian Texan. And my accent is REALLY screwed up, y'all, eh?
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I get the same *** notes, and I'm a liberal democrat.

Part of it is business - they have to sell the film to the Middle East.
Part of it is just being wimpy - no one wants to make a stand and end up losing their job over it. That's why even the dopey comedies and action scripts get watered down. Anything that might offend anyone in the world is removed. Films end up bland - eve

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