HELP! I NEED ANYBODY! HELP

I am taking the CELTA course. Although I am a native English speaker, I am also aware that I require a proof –reader for my essays. I am fully aware this is a big ask, as these are expected to be about 1,000 words each. SORRY! Would some body help me please? I will happily help anybody and share materials I have with other members. I have already uploaded a TEFL CD I bought. Please offer to read one of my essays and hopefully I’ll get four people willing to do one each. I promise to keep them as interesting and informative as I possibly can.

PS. If I can help you in return then ask. I may not be a grammar Guru but will help if I am able. If you want to impress you partner for dinner I can help. I am a qualified Chef, a member of the British EWMCS Team which won the Golden Platter 1994 in Dallas against the rest of the worlds teams. I'll help you cook should you help me write!