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Dj Bueno Posted 20 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles

>>Just4fun<<

  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  • No idea. (No eye deer)


    • What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
    • Still no idea.


      • What do you call a hippie's wife?
      • Mississippi


        • A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water.The barman pulls out a gun and points at the customer."Thank you" replies the customer and walks out.What happened? ----> The customer had hiccups.
  

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Dj Bueno What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi Best one...

— YoHf

  • Dj Bueno What do you call a hippie's wife?
  • Mississippi Best one...
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Dj Bueno
  • What do you call a hippie's wife?
  • Mississippi




    • Best one...
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  • Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

  • Because he was Hayden.(hidin')
  • Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?

  • To a horsepital(!)
  • Which 'bus' could cross the ocean?

  • Columbus!
  • What
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Q: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off.Why didn't the little moron fall off?

A: He was a little more on.

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Dj Bueno
  • What's teachers' favourite nation?
  • Explanation.


    • Oooh, wish it were true!

    Especially before EXAMS....

    - Tearsofjoy
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Dj BuenoQ: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off.Why didn't the little moron fall off?

A: He was a little more on.

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Q. What name do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other ?

A. Eileen. ( I lean ) Emotion: smile

Q. What name
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Cheers, Squeaky! These are cool!
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Yup! Thanks for sharing them with us.
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[H] <--- I remember everyone here that I use this smiley because I'm lazy; this way I have to type just 3 letters instead of 4: "cool"...
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YoHf, if there was a smiley for "totally nuts", we'd apply that to youEmotion: big smile

- Tearsofjoy(call me Joy if you want, but not T
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