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Matress Posted 19 years ago
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Grass eater

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00One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he02br
00saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to02br
00stop and he got out to investigate.02br
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00Why are you eating grass?, he asked one man.02br
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00We don't have any money for food., The poor man replied.02br
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00Oh, come along with me then.02br
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00But sir, I have a wife with two children!02br
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00Bring them along! And you, come with us too!, he said to the other man.02br
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00But sir, I have a wife with six children! The second man answered.02br
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00Bring them as well! They all climbed into the car, which was no easy02br
00task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the02br
00poor fellows says02br
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00Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.02br
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00The rich man replied No, you don't understand, the grass at my home02br
00is about two meters tall!02br
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0 good jok, but a little easy, isn't it?01b00[H]02b00 0-

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