Glasgow Cop And The London Lawyer

0A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow 02br
00copper.02br
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00He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer 02br
00from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Scottish cop.02br
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00He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the 02br
00Glasgow cops expense!!02br
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00Glasgow cop says, 'Licence and registration, please.'02br
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00London Lawyer says, 'What for?'02br
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00Glasgow cop says, 'You didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'02br
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00London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'02br
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00Glasgow cop says, 'You still didnt come to a complete stop.02br
00Licence and registration, please.'02br
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00London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'02br
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00Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, you have to come to a 02br
00complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'02br
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00London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference 02br
00between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and 02br
00registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and 02br
00don't give me the ticket.'02br
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00Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'02br
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00The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.02br
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00The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out 02br
00of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop or just slow down?' 0-