Funny word definitions

Very funny, but let's put this in a more appropriate forum, shall we?

I am new to the site and I was not sure of the proper location.

'twas still funny my good man. Fear not

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.


PS:Oops, is there another place jud

Nope, Rosetta-- I had already moved the thread, so it is in the right place: Words, Puns, Jokes, Etc Forum.

PS: I like the cannibal joke.

Hey Mister Micawber,
Thanks for letting me know..

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

Marriage:

A 3-ring circus:

Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

RosettaCHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Really? Here we eat ducks and quails, too, as well as their eggs.