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Swiss Jake Posted 20 years ago

Funny poems/limericks

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00It would be cool if we had some funny poems here.02br
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0 Here's a limerick for you:02br
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00 There was a large lady from Perth02br
00 Who wanted to travel the earth02br
00 But her wish was in vain02br
00 For the door of the plane02br
00 Was not wide enough for her girth.02br
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0juhuu somebody posted 05002br
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00Thanks Lazarus02br
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00Jake010id1
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0here's one02br
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00There once was a child named Lou02br
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00who never liked eating his stew02br
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00his mother got mad 02br
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00she said he was bad02br
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1b01i00There once was a lady of Niger02i02b02br
01b01i00Who smiled when she rode on a tiger.02i02b02br
01b01i00They returned from the ride 02i02b02br
01b01i00With the lady inside02i02b02br
01b01i00And a smile on the
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0Here is one of the Limericks I wrote for and English class:02br
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00The man from Djibouti02br
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00There once was a man from Djibouti02br
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00He had quite the case of the tooties02br
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00His wife said no beans02br
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00He blew out his seams02br
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There was a large body of Man

With red blood of Can

His wish was to fly in the sky

With lots of water through the eyes

which were red and big to scare human.

Author: Aman Dehal !
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poems would be good or songs like mp3 files also video. I love visiting some perth hotel in Au and pleasing sounds would be great!
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jumping monkey

There once was a jumping monkey

and jumping he would always be

he fell of a cliff

because he was stiff

now jumping he will never be

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