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Meriam Posted 17 years ago
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Funny Oxymorons

  • Dry Lake
  • Crash Landing
  • Fuzzy Logic
  • Living Dead
  • Free Gift
  • Numb Sensation
  • Stand Down
  • Metal Woods (Golfers)
  • Detailed Summary
  • Jumbo Shrimp, followed by Vegetarian Meatballs, and for desert, Grape Nuts. Cruel Examples of Oxymorons
  • Pretty Ugly
  • Punk Music
  • Civil Servant
  • Gourmet Pizza
  • User Friendly
  • Non-working Mother
  • Microsoft Works
  • Political Co-operation
  • Work Party
  • Loners Club
  • Labour Party (or Conservative Party or Liberal Party)
  • Silent Women
  • Swiss Navy
  

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'American intelligence' (I feel a torrent of rage building across the Atlantic as I type) 'Public School' 'Friendly fire' 'German sense of humour' (I'm going into hiding now) 'Champagne socialist' 'Gordon Browns Policy' 'Guerilla warfare' (not quite an oxymoron but as guerre means war its rather an over emphasis) 'English hospitality' 'Full English' - if he's full, why eat another breakfast.

— Adrenochrome

  • 'American intelligence' (I feel a torrent of rage building across the Atlantic as I type) 'Public School' 'Friendly fire' 'German sense of humour' (I'm going into hiding now) 'Champagne socialist' 'Gordon Browns Policy' 'Guerilla warfare' (not quite an oxymoron but as guerre means war its rather an over emphasis) 'English hospitality' 'Full English' - if he's full, why eat another breakfast.
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'American intelligence' (I feel a torrent of rage building across the Atlantic as I type)
'Public School'
'Friendly fire'
'German sense of humour' (I'm going into hiding now)
'Champagne socialist'
'Gordon Browns Policy'
'Guerilla warfare' (not quite an oxymoron but as guerre means war its rather an over emphasis)
'English hospitality'
'Full English' - if he's full,
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