Finish this jokes/stories with the punchline. (another to follow soon)

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00John comes home from a hard day at work. 02br
00He is walking up his garden path when he notices a gorilla sitting in his tree. 02br
00He is completely surprised by this and runs like crazy into the house. 02br
00He asks himself "What should I do? What should I do?" 02br
00Then he has an idea. 02br
00He looks in the Yellow Pages, in the 'pest control' section, and, sure enough, he finds an entry which reads "BOB'S GORRILLA REMOVAL SERVICE" 02br
00John is overjoyed, "If anybody can help me, this man can!" 02br
00He dials the number as fast as possible. 02br
00After only a few seconds, Bob answers the phone. 02br
00John tells Bob about his unwanted, unwelcome visitor, and Bob says he will be round immediately. 02br
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00Bob arrives 10 minutes later and unloads a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs from his van. 02br
00John in worried. He doesn't want Bob to shoot the gorilla, that would be inhumane. 02br
00He expresses his concerns to Bob. Bob reassures him, 02br
00"I'm not going to shoot the gorilla. The shotgun is not even FOR the gorilla" 02br
00"Oh!", says John, still confused. 02br
00"What I'm going to do," explained Bob "is climb up into the tree, along the branch that the gorilla is sitting on, and give him a big push so he will fall out of the tree." 02br
00"I see," says John. "Then what?" 02br
00"Then my dog will bite the gorilla in his groin (balls) to disable him. The gorilla will be in so much pain, I will have the opportunity to slip on the handcuffs." 02br
00"That seems like an...interesting, if slightly crazy, plan," says John. 02br
00"So I know why you brought the dog, and I know why you brought the handcuffs... 02br
00...Why did you bring the shotgun?" 02br
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00WHY DID BOB BRING THE SHOTGUN??? 02br
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