Find the mistake

I see two mistakes, one at the very beginning and one at the very end, but they have nothing to do with grammar or vocabulary. Can you find them, Eng_lish?

Hi Mister Micawber

I think the right sentence should be

You should drive more carefully

Your revision is fine, but the original is fine, too (if you capitalize 'You' and add a period at the end). They do not mean the same. Some people drive so slowly that it is dangerous.

What's your job Mister?

What do you do in Japan?

Are you from Japan or England?

Please tell me now

And can I chat with you now?

What's your job Mister?-- Please see my Profile/Introduction by mousing over my name (above right)

What do you do in Japan?- -- Please see my Profile/Introduction by mousing over my name (above right)

Are you from Japan or England?-- Neither. I am Canadian-American.

Please tell me now

And can I chat with you now? -- Sorry, I do not chat.

Why Mister

I'm a male like you and I like you because you are a respectful man