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Matress Posted 19 years ago
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Fences

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00A slightly more than middle-aged couple were out for a drive through the02br
00countryside. They reached a familiar spot in the road, and the wife says,02br
00"Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!"02br
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00The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and02br
00he immediately jumps her like a bass on a june bug. They make love02br
00like never before. She was SCREAMING, and GYRATING, and SHAKING02br
00uncontrollably. When it was all over, much to her husband's surprise,02br
00she passed out cold.02br
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00After he had revived her, and got her back into the car, the husband,02br
00quite astounded, says,"Darling', you sure never moved like that forty02br
00years ago... or any time since that I can remember." The woman,02br
00gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says:"Honey, forty years02br
00ago that @#!!*& fence wasn't ELECTRIFIED!"0-
  
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