00==02br 02br 00A slightly more than middle-aged couple were out for a drive through the02br 00countryside. They reached a familiar spot in the road, and the wife says,02br 00"Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!"02br 02br 00The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and02br 00he immediately jumps her like a bass on a june bug. They make love02br 00like never before. She was SCREAMING, and GYRATING, and SHAKING02br 00uncontrollably. When it was all over, much to her husband's surprise,02br 00she passed out cold.02br 02br 00After he had revived her, and got her back into the car, the husband,02br 00quite astounded, says,"Darling', you sure never moved like that forty02br 00years ago... or any time since that I can remember." The woman,02br 00gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says:"Honey, forty years02br 00ago that @#!!*& fence wasn't ELECTRIFIED!"0-
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