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Benita Posted 20 years ago
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Every woman's poem

A friend sent me this - enjoy!

He didn't like the curry
And he didn't like my cake.
He said the biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to bake.



I didn't prepare the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.



I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Isn't there anything I could do
To match his mother's shoe?



Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight...
Like his mother used to!!!!!


  
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