Euphemisms for "impotence"

[nq:1]What's next? "Infelicitous flaccidity"? [/nq]
Involuntary flaccidity.

[nq:1]This condition used to be called "impotence." Then came "erectile disfunction" and "E.D." (via ******). Now it's called "performance concerns" (via Instatab). What's next? "Infelicitous flaccidity"?[/nq]
Dole's syndrome.

In our last episode,
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the lovely and talented Reinhold (Rey) Aman
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[nq:1]This condition used to be called "impotence." Then came "erectile disfunction" and "E.D." (via ******). Now it's called "performance concerns" (via Instatab). What's next? "Infelicitous flaccidity"?[/nq]I don't want to know. I have recently discovered that I have

[nq:2]This condition used to be called "impotence." Then came "erectile ... it's called "performance concerns" (via Instatab). What's next? "Infelicitous flaccidity"?[/nq]
[nq:1]I don't want to know. I have recently discovered that I have been impotent my whole life. I heard a ... attic. I guess word of stuff like that gets around and that is why I get all those e-mails now.[/nq]
You know

[nq:1]You know how medicines advertised on television have that voice-over that lists the possible side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, vaginal discharge, ... may require a doctor's treatment. Man! If there ever was a side effect that's a selling point, this is it.[/nq]
Right. The one that gets me, though, is the one for an allergy suppressant pill. It states that the side effects are similar to

[nq:1]You know how medicines advertised on television have that voice-over that lists the possible side effects: vomiting, diarrhea, vaginal discharge, ... may require a doctor's treatment. Man! If there ever was a side effect that's a selling point, this is it.[/nq]
From a March 16, 2004 article entitled "Man In Hospital With 6 Day Erection Problem Becomes Tourist Attraction"
From

Martin Ambuhl filted:
[nq:2]This condition used to be called "impotence." Then came "erectile ... it's called "performance concerns" (via Instatab). What's next? "Infelicitous flaccidity"?[/nq]
[nq:1]Dole's syndrome.[/nq]
Male-pattern softness..r

[nq:1]Right. The one that gets me, though, is the one for an allergy suppressant pill. It states that the side ... pill I wouldn't expect any symptoms at all. Well, maybe a sweet taste in my mouth for a few seconds.[/nq]
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?

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[nq:2]Right. The one that gets me, though, is the one ... a sweet taste in my mouth for a few seconds.[/nq]
[nq:1]Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?[/nq]
Ah, I found the product and its written disclaimer:

=
Claritin
Important Safety Information
The most common side effects with CLARITIN® (loratadine) Tablets 10 mg occurred about as often as they did

[nq:2]Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?[/nq]
[nq:1]Ah, I found the product and its written disclaimer:

= Claritin Important Safety Information The most common side effects with ... a sugar pill would give me a headache, dry mouth, fatigue, and drowsiness, there'd be something very wrong with me.[/nq]
I think that the point is that you wouldn't know that you were