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Stevan_Hogg Posted 22 years ago
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Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman
An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are running down the street away from the police as they had just robbed a bank.
They look for somewhere to hide and find some bags. the Englishman jumps into the bag named 'cats', the Scotsman jumps into a bag named 'dogs' and the Irishman jumps into the bag named 'potatoes'.
The police find the bags and kick the one named cats, the englishman says 'meow'. the Scotsman gets kicked and says 'woof'. The Irishman gets kicked and says 'potatoes'!
They look for somewhere to hide and find some bags. the Englishman jumps into the bag named 'cats', the Scotsman jumps into a bag named 'dogs' and the Irishman jumps into the bag named 'potatoes'.
The police find the bags and kick the one named cats, the englishman says 'meow'. the Scotsman gets kicked and says 'woof'. The Irishman gets kicked and says 'potatoes'!
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nice one stevan Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK "
- nice one stevan Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall.
- His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard...
- and at last wrote - THUNK "
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hey ..nice one stevan
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK "
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK "
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eheh nice one deepa
your story remember me someone about Alex Del Piero e Francesco Totti
in italy Del Piero is famous cause the spot of a privat school named CEPU
Totti is famous cause he can't speak italian very well....he often speaks slang of Roma
there are many joke about Totti
there is also a book, that in italy has sold many copies, which money will go to
your story remember me someone about Alex Del Piero e Francesco Totti
in italy Del Piero is famous cause the spot of a privat school named CEPU
Totti is famous cause he can't speak italian very well....he often speaks slang of Roma
there are many joke about Totti
there is also a book, that in italy has sold many copies, which money will go to
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I can't help but wonder - when he was kicked, did the Irishman spill his beer?!? (b)
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