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Usenet Posted 22 years ago
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English is an EVIL language created by the DEVIL

English is an EVIL language which was created by the DEVIL to collect your souls and to turn people into willingless slaves of hell.

So stop using English or your soul will GO TO HELL to be punished and tortured for all eternity.
Throw away all English books, stop watching English TV, don´t use English newsgroups - Stop using everything connected to English to save your soul.
Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can stop armageddon.
Only heretics use the English language, speaking and writing English is BLASPHEMY !
  

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[/nq] You are a heretic and I claim my five pounds. m.

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  • [/nq] You are a heretic and I claim my five pounds.
  • m.
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[nq:1]Only heretics use the English language, speaking and writing English is BLASPHEMY ![/nq]
You are a heretic and I claim my five pounds.
m.
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[nq:1]English is an EVIL language which was created by the DEVIL to collect your souls and to turn people into ... more souls or nobody can stop armageddon. Only heretics use the English language, speaking and writing English is BLASPHEMY ![/nq]
Igazad van.
Adrian
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[nq:1]English is an EVIL language which was created by the DEVIL to collect your souls and to turn people into ... more souls or nobody can stop armageddon. Only heretics use the English language, speaking and writing English is BLASPHEMY ![/nq]
You're right. Asian **** is threefold better.

Ayaz Ahmed Khan - Powered by Mandrake Linux 9.0
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[nq:1]Only heretics use the English language, speaking and writing English is BLASPHEMY ![/nq]
But *** speaks English.

Peter Duncanson
UK
(posting from a.e.u)
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Peter Duncanson typed thus:
[nq:2]Only heretics use the English language, speaking and writing English is BLASPHEMY ![/nq]
[nq:1]But *** speaks English.[/nq]
Hardly surprising, considering that He is an Englishman.

David
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[nq:2]English is an EVIL language which was created by the ... the English language, speaking and writing English is BLASPHEMY ![/nq]
Oh and why in heaven's name do you speak English then? You should not have learned it
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[nq:1]Oh and why in heaven's name do you speak English then? You should not have learned it Emotion: wink[/nq]
Well done.
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