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Sapphire21 Posted 22 years ago
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Engineer boyfriend..what do u think???

Message: So you think engineers are all dumb
and nerdy?
Think again.

1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
secure lifestyle. At 27 years
old, an engineer probably has a respectable,
stable job that gives him
high income to own a car, invest, have a
comfortable life, and get married
and buy a house too. Law graduates are still
working as a lowly apprentice
in law firm, most management graduates have
just failed on their first
business plan, the arts graduate is still
looking for a job, and the
medical school graduate is still living in a
hospital.


2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and
effort to understand you. Engineers strain
really really hard to understand
their work. You can believe that they will try
really really hard to
understand women too, just like how they
understand their work, once they
believe that you are the one. So even if they
don't understand you
initially, they will keep on trying. Even if
they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct method to keep
you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's
worth of happiness.) And once
they find out the secret
formula, they will just keep on repeating it so
that the desired results
appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with
you, the Management graduate
who will try to control your spending, the Arts
graduate who will 'change
major', and the medical school graduate who will
operate on you. And you
know what, it's really so easy to make engineers
believe that you are the
'one'. Say that you like one of their projects
and they will be hooked to
you forever.-


3:An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
trust.

Let me first tell you
what is wrong with the rest of the others - the
lawyers will lie about
everything, management graduates will cheat your
money, the arts graduate
will flirt, and you probably just look like
another cadaver to the medical
school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is
either too busy to have an
affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to
lie to you about that.
Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend
that you will ever find
- rich enough, will keep on trying to understand
and please you, has no
time
for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

so, how???
  
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