This is a "play" on a common phrase: If you lay all the abandoned cars in American junkyards end to end (lined up, one in front of the other), they would reach around the equator three times. ) Shaw is being his normal, witty and biting self here. He is using a device that makes the reader think that something familiar will end the sentence, but he changes directions completely.
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