Embarrasing train journey.

0 A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly; he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. 02br
02br
00At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." 02br
02br
00"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." 02br
02br
00"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. 02br
02br
00"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket." 02br
02br
00After a moment of silence, he farted.! 050010id1