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Matress Posted 20 years ago
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Email Confusion!

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01b01font00After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day, at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together. 02br
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00Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave. Miami's weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. 02br
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00He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off and quickly sent his wife an email. However, due to his haste, he made an error in the email address. His message, therefore, arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife, whose even older husband had died only the day before. When the grieving widow opened her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream and fell to the floor dead. 02br
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00Departed yesterday, as you know.02br
00Just now got checked in.02br
00Some confusion at the gate.02br
00Appeal was denied.02br
00Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow. 02br
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00Your loving husband. 02br
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00P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here. 02br
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