Dude,

0Today I’m gonna write, like, THE poem. 02br
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00It’s gonna be totally sublime and ***. 02br
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00And dude, it’s gonna be anything but self-conscious. 02br
00As in completely unconcerned 02br
00with the irrelevant trove of experiences 02br
00that is my life. 02br
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00It’ll be important as hell, you know? 02br
00As in SUPER relevant and moving -- 02br
00as in CLASSIC ***, man! 02br
00It’ll be, like, irreverent albeit wise. 02br
00And it’ll be dramatic but not melodramatic. 02br
00As in real subtle, dude. 02br
00It’ll be so subtle that only people with really high IQ and EQ levels will get it. 02br
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00And it won’t be predictable, man! 02br
00It’ll be, like, singular and bold – 02br
00the kind that’ll never make people think it’s derivative. 02br
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00And it won’t have no crappy *** A, B, A, B rhyming meter, 02br
00although I’m thinking 02br
00I might stick in an internal rhyme 02br
00here and there. 0-