Drive-Thru Teller

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00A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts 02br
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00MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful research. 02br
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00MALE PROCEDURE 02br
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001. Drive up to the cash machine. 02br
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002. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 02br
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003. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 02br
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004. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 02br
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005. Drive off. 02br
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00FEMALE PROCEDURE 02br
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001. Drive up to cash machine. 02br
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002. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 02br
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003. Set parking brake, put the window down 02br
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004. Find handbag; remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 02br
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005. Turn the radio down. 02br
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006. Attempt to insert card into machine. 02br
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007. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to its excessive distance from the vehicle. 02br
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008. Insert card. 02br
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009. Reinsert card the right way up. 02br
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0010. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 02br
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0011. Enter PIN. 02br
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0012. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN. 02br
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0013. Enter amount of cash required. 02br
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0014. Check make up in rear view mirror. 02br
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0015. Retrieve cash and receipt. 02br
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0016. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 02br
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0017. Place receipt in back of checkbook. 02br
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0018. Recheck make-up again. 02br
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0019. Drive forward 2 feet. 02br
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0020. Reverse back to cash machine. 02br
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0021. Retrieve card. 02br
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0022. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided. 02br
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0023. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver lined up behind you. 02br
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0024. Restart stalled engine and pull away. 02br
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0025. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 02br
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0026. Release Parking Brake 0-