Don't tell Suzy about the the rabbies...

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...and I'm way too tired tor continue this.Sorry Suzy, the yarmulkle jokes will have to wait.

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[nq:1]...and I'm way too tired tor continue this. Sorry Suzy, the yarmulkle jokes will have to wait.[/nq]
Rabbie Burns
To A Mouse
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
What makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!
I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!
Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!
Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell -
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.
That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!
But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me;
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e'e,
On prospects dreaer!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!

"Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the king of
Rock 'n' Roll!"
Long John Baldry

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[nq:1]...and I'm way too tired tor continue this. Sorry Suzy, the yarmulkle jokes will have to wait.[/nq]
Wait a minute, wait a minute I've been counting on those yarmulke jokes! How dare yiz?
Suzy

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[nq:2]...and I'm way too tired tor continue this. Sorry Suzy, the yarmulkle jokes will have to wait.[/nq]
[nq:1]Rabbie Burns To A Mouse Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee Wi' murd'ring pattle![/nq]
Thanks.
Suzy

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[nq:2]Rabbie Burns To A Mouse Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, ... be laith to rin an' chase thee Wi' murd'ring pattle![/nq]
[nq:1]Thanks. Suzy[/nq]
Och aye.

"Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the king of
Rock 'n' Roll!"
Long John Baldry

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[nq:2]Sorry Suzy, the yarmulkle jokes will have to wait.[/nq]
[nq:1]Wait a minute, wait a minute I've been counting on those yarmulke jokes! How dare yiz?[/nq]
Ah, but Ms. Bones was talking about yarmulkle jokes.

"Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the king of
Rock 'n' Roll!"
Long John Baldry

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[nq:2]Thanks. Suzy[/nq]
[nq:1]Och aye.[/nq]
This brings to mind a joke about duct tape.

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