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Don't Tell Suzy About the Rabbits, OK?
NZ bachelor on rabbit sex charge
13 August 2005
By LES KENNEDY
Sydney Morning Herald
SYDNEY: A man faced an Australian court yesterday charged with having sexual relations with a rabbit and the sadistic killing of 17 other rabbits whose carcasses were found dumped in a lane.
Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, North Sydney, appeared briefly before Central Local Court Magistrate Allan Moore yesterday charged with having allegedly committed the offences over the past three weeks.
McMahon, a New Zealand born finance company director, sat quietly in the dock during the hearing at which he was represented by barrister Doug Marr.
No plea was entered to a total of 21 charges laid by polcie against McMahon, a business partner with Jason Meares, the former brother-in-law of James Packer.
McMahon, who's company website claims he is a former Bachelor of the Year winner, was arrested by detectives at a house in Tamarama early yesterday.
The investigation began after skinned and partially-skinned dead and dying rabbits began to appear in a laneway off York Street, near Circular Quay in late July.
The laneway adjoined a building in which McMahon occupied a first floor office from which he ran a financial planning and mortgage brokerage company.
Before McMahon was charged police alleged some of the rabbits had been thrown from some height into the laneway.
In addition to 17 rabbits, police also found a dead guinea pig in the lane.
Alarmed at the continuing discovery of freshly killed rabbits, some whose genitalia had allegedly been mutilated, detectives began contacting city pet stores to determine who had been buying rabbits. Police found that a credit card in McMahon's name had been used to purchase the animals at a number of pet shops. Police also seized a security video showing a man buying a pet.
In all McMahon was charged with 17 counts of acts of aggravated cruelty upon an animal between July 20 and August 11.
"Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the king of
Rock 'n' Roll!"
Long John Baldry
13 August 2005
By LES KENNEDY
Sydney Morning Herald
SYDNEY: A man faced an Australian court yesterday charged with having sexual relations with a rabbit and the sadistic killing of 17 other rabbits whose carcasses were found dumped in a lane.
Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, North Sydney, appeared briefly before Central Local Court Magistrate Allan Moore yesterday charged with having allegedly committed the offences over the past three weeks.
McMahon, a New Zealand born finance company director, sat quietly in the dock during the hearing at which he was represented by barrister Doug Marr.
No plea was entered to a total of 21 charges laid by polcie against McMahon, a business partner with Jason Meares, the former brother-in-law of James Packer.
McMahon, who's company website claims he is a former Bachelor of the Year winner, was arrested by detectives at a house in Tamarama early yesterday.
The investigation began after skinned and partially-skinned dead and dying rabbits began to appear in a laneway off York Street, near Circular Quay in late July.
The laneway adjoined a building in which McMahon occupied a first floor office from which he ran a financial planning and mortgage brokerage company.
Before McMahon was charged police alleged some of the rabbits had been thrown from some height into the laneway.
In addition to 17 rabbits, police also found a dead guinea pig in the lane.
Alarmed at the continuing discovery of freshly killed rabbits, some whose genitalia had allegedly been mutilated, detectives began contacting city pet stores to determine who had been buying rabbits. Police found that a credit card in McMahon's name had been used to purchase the animals at a number of pet shops. Police also seized a security video showing a man buying a pet.
In all McMahon was charged with 17 counts of acts of aggravated cruelty upon an animal between July 20 and August 11.
"Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the king of
Rock 'n' Roll!"
Long John Baldry
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This is disgusting. He should be flung to the lapins.
- This is disgusting.
- He should be flung to the lapins.
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[nq:1]NZ bachelor on rabbit *** charge 13 August 2005 By LES KENNEDY Sydney Morning Herald SYDNEY: A man faced an ... relations with a rabbit and the sadistic killing of 17 other rabbits whose carcasses were found dumped in a lane.[/nq]
But... But... He's a New Zealander. What's the prob...? Oh wait, they weren't underage rabbits, were they?
Alan Brooks
A with an Underwood
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But... But... He's a New Zealander. What's the prob...? Oh wait, they weren't underage rabbits, were they?
Alan Brooks
A with an Underwood
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"McMahon, who's company website claims he is a former Bachelor of the Year winner"
This is the character development part, right?
This is the character development part, right?
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The presiding judge gavels the courtroom into silence.
JUDGE
Mr. McMahon will be handed over for punishment.
HOODED OFFICER OF THE COURT
Now, hold still Mr. McMahon. This won't hurt a bit.
SLICE!* *SPURT* *SPURT
MR. MCMAHON
AAEE!!
HOODED OFFICER OF THE COURT
We'll need a wee bit more than a band-aid for that!
JUDGE
Next!
En
JUDGE
Mr. McMahon will be handed over for punishment.
HOODED OFFICER OF THE COURT
Now, hold still Mr. McMahon. This won't hurt a bit.
SLICE!* *SPURT* *SPURT
MR. MCMAHON
AAEE!!
HOODED OFFICER OF THE COURT
We'll need a wee bit more than a band-aid for that!
JUDGE
Next!
En
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[nq:1]NZ bachelor on rabbit *** charge 13 August 2005 By LES KENNEDY Sydney Morning Herald SYDNEY: A man faced an ... McMahon was charged with 17 counts of acts of aggravated cruelty upon an animal between July 20 and August 11.[/nq]
You know, sometimes I can hardly contain my frustration that the whole damned world seems to be run entirely with regard to what men do, or want to do, or are for
You know, sometimes I can hardly contain my frustration that the whole damned world seems to be run entirely with regard to what men do, or want to do, or are for
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[nq:1]NZ bachelor on rabbit *** charge 13 August 2005[/nq]
I'm reminded of a joke about duct tape.
I'm reminded of a joke about duct tape.
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