Dont marry a Computer Engineer

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Don't Marry  a Computer, Software or a Web Engineer.[H] Husband : (Returning late from  work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."  Wife: Have you brought the groceries?  Husband : Bad command or filename.  Wife: But I told you in the morning  Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?  Wife: What about my new TV?  Husband : Variable not found . . .  Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.  Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied  Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?  Husband : Too many parameters . . .  Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.  Husband : Data type mismatch.  Wife: You are useless.Husband :  It's by Default.  Wife: What about your Salary?  Husband : File in use . . . Try later.  Wife: What is my value in the family.  Husband : Unknown Virus.

Hulyaa · Accepted Answer

i'm computer engineer and still single

Janissary · Answer

Dont worry Hulya. as a computer engineer I havent married yet either. You are not the only one

about the joke,as a matter of fact it is true to some extent.after entangling variables,errors and debugs , a computer engineer starts to look life in a different way. Sometimes even it becomes feasible to dream how to make the things around you with a computer programme.(actually i incur that sometimes

)meanwhile,what has it relevance with photo?

Hulyaa · Answer

from which university?
And which city you live in now?

Janissary · Answer

ist bosphorus

and what about you? maybe we are in the same school and we dont know

Rishonly · Answer

I am not a big fan jokes, but I enjoyed this joke very much. However, I wonder what would happen if both husband and wife are software experts.<img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/1.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/1.gif' alt='Emotion: smile'/>

Janissary · Answer

completely disastrous <img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/1.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/1.gif' alt='Emotion: smile'/>

Hulyaa · Answer

Bosphorus University wooov

You must be very clever

But i graduated from Karadeniz Technical University in 2003.I think you are student, aren't you?

Janissary · Answer

Unfortunately, the answer is yes. Still studying<img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/15.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/15.gif' alt='Emotion: geeked'/>  I wish I would be making holiday instead of cramming.[H]

Jhumjhum · Answer

Good joke . I have a  growing IT engineer in my home  having exactly this type of attitude.

Avatars · Answer

Nice comment I appreciate on ur Reply As u are being Computer engineer At Home

Bye

Dont marry a Computer Engineer

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