If you're on something it generally means you're taking some kind of drug/medication. - on drugs - on painkillers - and, on crack Still, I'm not sure how it fits into the context. I see there's chocolate involved and that someone purposely put something in it, but the phrase 'Donna Reed on Crack' seems to come out of the blue.
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