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Doraanne Posted 9 years ago
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The son of rich parents went to school for the first time.
His father told him to tell nobody that the were rich, but when he was at school all children had to tell something about home.
The rich boy said: At our home everybody is very poor. Our servant maids are poor, our chauffeur is poor and our gardner is poor and also the man who takes care of our swimming pool, we are all very poor.
His father told him to tell nobody that the were rich, but when he was at school all children had to tell something about home.
The rich boy said: At our home everybody is very poor. Our servant maids are poor, our chauffeur is poor and our gardner is poor and also the man who takes care of our swimming pool, we are all very poor.
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After months of bickering, a divorce lawyer completes negotiations with the other side and calls his client with the good news. ” George asks the lawyer. ” “I don’t get any of that,” George muttered.
- After months of bickering, a divorce lawyer completes negotiations with the other side and calls his client with the good news.
- ” George asks the lawyer.
- ” “I don’t get any of that,” George muttered.
- “That’s right,” replied the lawyer.
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After months of bickering, a divorce lawyer completes negotiations with the other side and calls his client with the good news.
“So what did you work out?” George asks the lawyer.
“Well, what it boils down to is that the party of the first part, to wit, George Smith, shall convey to the party of the second part and to her heirs and assigns forever fee simple to the matrimonial es
“So what did you work out?” George asks the lawyer.
“Well, what it boils down to is that the party of the first part, to wit, George Smith, shall convey to the party of the second part and to her heirs and assigns forever fee simple to the matrimonial es
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Wife: I hate that beggar,
Husband: Why?
Wife: That stupid, yesterday I gave him food, but
today he gave me a book called "How to Cook".
Husband: Why?
Wife: That stupid, yesterday I gave him food, but
today he gave me a book called "How to Cook".
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Dermatologist: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
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Father : This is my new account in Facebook.
Son : WTF
Father : What does that mean ??!!
Son : Welcome To Facebook...
Son : WTF
Father : What does that mean ??!!
Son : Welcome To Facebook...
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THE PERFECT SON.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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