Dive into the FUNNY world of English

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1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump waa so full that it had to refusemore refuse.

4. We must polish polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there is no time like present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was row among the oarsemen about how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when the does are around.

15. A seamstress and the sewer fell down a sewer line.

16. To help with planting the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got numder.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the paiting I shed tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my intimate friend?

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